The last time I made crackers, it was a bit if a cheat. I was making breadsticks, and just lopped off a bit of the dough to use for some little crackers. Crispy breadsticks sort of like crackers, since they're cooked until they're dry. So the recipe works both ways. But really, a lot of bread recipes make good crackers.
But don't tell anyone I said that. Let people think that crackers are difficult and mysterious and that you are a kitchen genius.
The breadstick recipe is here. After you finish reading that, come back here for the rest of the instructions.
Roll the dough out until it's about the thickness of a dime. Yes, that's very thin. The crackers puff a bit when they bake, so they'll be fine.
Since the edges of the dough always end up thicker, I suggest trimming the dough so that it cooks evenly. Might as well square it off while you're at it, so all your crackers are square. You can add the trimmed pieces to your next piece of dough.
This time around, I used a fancy rolling pin. The nice thing using the pin was that the pattern made it easier for me to cut the crackers into somewhat even pieces.
But that's not necessary. Sometimes I cut them randomly so I have a variety of interesting shapes.
If you want them all browned, you might need to pick off the ones that are more brown while you let the rest cook, or you could end up overcooking some. Once they start browning, they get dark really fast, so keep an eye on them once they start browning.
Let them cool completely on a rack before you store them.
Just for the fun of it, here re two crackers, one puffed, one not:
The flat ones are what you're after, but the puffy ones aren't all bad.
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